1. What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
2. When sign makers go on strike, is there anything written on their signs?
3. If you were scared half to death twice, would you be 3/4 dead or 100% dead?
4. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
5. If a mute swears, does his mother make him wash his hands with soap?
6. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
7. Why is abbreviated such a long word?
8. It is hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
9. If a cow laughed real hard, would milk come out her nose?
10. Why did God give men nipples?
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The world may never know. But I do wonder about the nipple thing.
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