Ponder this...

1. Why are there braille dots on a drive-through ATM keypad?
2. Do you need to use a silencer to shoot a mime?"
3. If you throw a cat out your car window does it become kitty litter?
4. Why is the fear of long words hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
5. If a turtle loses its shell is it naked or homeless?
6. What happens if you drive at the speed of light and turn your head lights on?
7. If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
8. If you spin an oriental man, does he become disoriented?
9. If a penny costs 2.3 cents to make, why is it still only worth a penny?
10. Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread.